Jenn (duckling_smith) wrote in t7s_greatness,

New Girl

Fez: What's disco?
Steven Hyde: It's from Hell. And, not the cool part of hell where all the murderers are either, but the lame-ass part where accountants are from.

Fez: This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business.

Fez: I like my women like I like my wine: Red and full of alcohol.

Michael Kelso: I'm not shallow. I just judge women on their looks.

Donna Pinciotti: I like showing my butt. I like to show it and I like to shake it.

Eric:Beer and darts, keeping the eye patch industry in bussiness since 1820 (or which ever year I forget).

I don't remember exactly which episodes they are from. Hyde is my fav. character, because he is the hottest, but Fez ties him for the funniest lines.
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